A Secret Ancient Female Ritual
July 25
I was invited to a baby shower for Kristina from work. I was the only man there, among a houseful of 20 or more, feelin stupid again, mixed up, piled on, about to push up a mushroom. I don't know how it happened, but the guitar is on the floor now, leaning against the folded up treadmill.
I took my truck to Quino's to get a smog certificate. The car runs like shit now. What else? I have got to get to page 14. Technology coordinator. The Olympics are on. I just saw a forgettable gymnastics performance. She's out of the running. She looks--What is that look?--the look of someone who wanted something and worked hard for it for years, and--Nevermind. Look, I'm sorry. I've just got to get these three pages over with, so I'm just going to feel this page with doggerel and move on, if you don't mind. I wish I didn't have this fucked up DUI on my head. Duh. The way things really are. At the baby shower, they played a game where everyone whore oops wore a little plastic clothespin on their collar or lapel or pocket or wahtever, and if you got caught crossing your legs you gave up your clothespin to the woman who spotted you. Many of them assumped postures approximating giving birth. Then they stretched a line of clothespins, the regular laundryline wooden ones with the springs that keep the legs open, it looks like, and you had to see how many you could remove and hold in one hand.
I was the only man there. A strange honor. I felt like a witness to some ancient secret female ritual for preparing for birth.
Bad luck to cross your legs
I left before the presents were opened.
(An ink and pencil drawing of St Louis Cathedral)
It's past my bedtime. I wrote a sentence for Jim. Another two lines and I'll be to page fourteen. Adam. At school today, we talked about Death Valley.
I'm the new Technology Coordinator. Sounds ominous.
So there. I went to a class last night in room 1178 of the Public Policy Building. Tomorrow the kids will copy Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
I was invited to a baby shower for Kristina from work. I was the only man there, among a houseful of 20 or more, feelin stupid again, mixed up, piled on, about to push up a mushroom. I don't know how it happened, but the guitar is on the floor now, leaning against the folded up treadmill.
I took my truck to Quino's to get a smog certificate. The car runs like shit now. What else? I have got to get to page 14. Technology coordinator. The Olympics are on. I just saw a forgettable gymnastics performance. She's out of the running. She looks--What is that look?--the look of someone who wanted something and worked hard for it for years, and--Nevermind. Look, I'm sorry. I've just got to get these three pages over with, so I'm just going to feel this page with doggerel and move on, if you don't mind. I wish I didn't have this fucked up DUI on my head. Duh. The way things really are. At the baby shower, they played a game where everyone whore oops wore a little plastic clothespin on their collar or lapel or pocket or wahtever, and if you got caught crossing your legs you gave up your clothespin to the woman who spotted you. Many of them assumped postures approximating giving birth. Then they stretched a line of clothespins, the regular laundryline wooden ones with the springs that keep the legs open, it looks like, and you had to see how many you could remove and hold in one hand.
I was the only man there. A strange honor. I felt like a witness to some ancient secret female ritual for preparing for birth.
Bad luck to cross your legs
I left before the presents were opened.
(An ink and pencil drawing of St Louis Cathedral)
It's past my bedtime. I wrote a sentence for Jim. Another two lines and I'll be to page fourteen. Adam. At school today, we talked about Death Valley.
I'm the new Technology Coordinator. Sounds ominous.
So there. I went to a class last night in room 1178 of the Public Policy Building. Tomorrow the kids will copy Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?