Mr. Corn

He's Mr. Zurn, Mr. Corn, Mr. Corndog, Mr. Cornhead, Mr. Zurdon. The Terminator. Hasta la vista, baby. He's funny. He's my favorite teacher, but he gets mad if you hit anybody or don't do your work, and then he yells and turns red and spit flies from his mouth, but he's cool. He let's us stay in the room and use the computer and he reads us lots of cool stories and makes voices and sometimes he sits at his desk and pretends to snore really loud and he makes lots of jokes. He sometimes calls us stinkin' rotten awful kids, but you know he doesn't mean it. When we do well he tells us how smart we are, that we're the smartest class in the school, the most intelligent kids he's ever had, and then he might rub your hair for a second. He gives out prizes like crayons or fruit roll-ups if you get a star next to your name under the happy face, and if you get under the sad face you have to stay after school and clean the room. He's big, he's like a giant and his hair is yellow on the top and red on the side, but not he's bald cuz he shaved it all off. He's got a lot of hair on his arms, too, but he moves his arm away if you try to touch it. He's really loud, too. He always says, "OOOOOOKAAAAAYYYY" really loud when he wants you to listen. Sometimes he spells wrong on the board and we have to tell him how to write it. He gave us diarios to write in, and we get to write every day, and we can read them to the class when we want. Sometimes he wears funny shirts. When we play softball he hits the ball really far, and we all try to catch it. When he plays basketball, he says, "Outta my way, punk," and then he laughs and gives you the ball and lifts you high in the air so can dunk it."